Miss Zara, close-up
Karaj  ·  After Dark  ·  Est. in Melancholy

Don't Force Your Children
to Learn English.Let their sexual drive do it for them.

Karaj's Hottest Depressed Gothic Poet English Teacher™

(She'll deny the gothic part while wearing black lace and crying to Sepehri at midnight.)

We don't teach grammar.  We create obsession.
Enroll Now (Before you graduate, nut, write a suicide note in perfect C2 English, or become a full-time Sepehri cosplayer.)
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Miss Zara, full body
— the muse, mid-sigh —
About Miss Zara

Meet Your New Addiction

Certified soul-vampire. Published poet. Professional black-hole-level depressive. Eight years of weaponizing her tragic, pale, "I'm not gothic I swear" hotness to turn innocent teenage boys into fluent English-speaking disasters.

She reads Sohrab Sepehri with that thousand-yard dead-poet stare while you sit there with a tent in your pants pretending to conjugate verbs. Eight years of making teenage boys fluent through pure thirst.

She sighs poetically. You sigh hormonally.
Your English improves. Your sleep schedule does not. — she will deny she's gothic. we all know the truth.

⚠ Side Effects May Include

  • Growing your hair out like a modern Sohrab Sepehri
  • Attempting to achieve a "more flat ass" for aesthetic reasons
  • Losing virginity during grammar class
  • Emotional damage (English level: C1)
  • Developing an unbreakable crush on a depressed poet
  • Speaking perfect English while emotionally ruined
"We do not teach the language.
We infect you with it."
— faculty motto, written in tears
The Method

How It Works (Gothic Edition)

1

You see Zara in her dark poetic glory.

2

You fall tragically in love.

3

Your hormones force you to speak perfect English just to impress her.

4

You become dangerously fluent.

5

You remain emotionally damaged forever (but eloquently so).

Our Revolutionary Method
Gothic Thirst-Based
Language Acquisition™
(Patent pending in the shadows.)
Testimonials

Real Students. Real Results. Real Regrets.

★★★★★  English ★☆☆☆☆  Mental Health ★★★★☆  Crush Sustainability ★☆☆☆☆  Sleep Schedule
Sina
Isfahan
"After I found out she likes Sohrab Sepehri I've been growing my hair and I'm trying to have a more flat ass. Send help… or her number."
Saman
Karaj
"I had my first orgasm in her classes."
Ali
Abadan
"I joined knowing three words: 'fuck,' 'shit,' and 'McDonald's.' Now I'm the most fluent ninja in the hood G. Thanks Miss Zara."
Anonymous Student
whereabouts redacted
"I was so high during her classes I could barely open my eyes but I can tell you that shit was fine as hell."
"I came to learn Present Perfect. I left with Past Trauma and an eternal crush on a gothic gal who denies she's gothic." ★★★★★ for English
"Five stars. I came here to learn Present Perfect. I left with Past Trauma and a crush that won't die. Her voice is so soft I forgot how to speak Farsi for three months." ★★★★★ for English   ★☆☆☆☆ for mental health
Final Summons

Ready to ruin your mental health
in the most eloquent, gothic way possible?

Sign Up For Classes (tell her Saman sent you)