Your Friendly Neighbourhood English Teacher
Guiding you from
"What's that word?" to
"I can quote Shakespeare at brunch."
All while hiding a secret love for midnight poetry,
candle-lit classrooms, and an unreasonable amount of eyeliner.
*Names have been changed to protect the emotionally unstable.
"Before her classes, I could barely say 'hello'. Now I'm the most fluent guy in the neighborhood."
"I joined to learn English. I stayed because the homework felt like a psychological adventure."
"My vocabulary increased by 500%, but my emotional stability decreased by 20%."
"I started at A1 level. Now I correct movie subtitles for fun."
"Thanks to Miss Ravenwood, I now speak English with the same melodrama as a gothic novel."
"If I ever write a love letter in English, expect a raven to deliver it at midnight."
Some of these may or may not be entirely factual.
Has read so many gothic novels she occasionally speaks in Victorian English unironically.
Owns exactly zero pieces of clothing that aren't black, dark grey, or "mourning burgundy."
Her ideal classroom lighting is "candlelight only." LED bulbs make her visibly uncomfortable.
Part English teacher, part therapist, part gothic poet. Results may vary.
Infinite — unless you confuse "your" and "you're." Then it's over.
Most productive between midnight and 3 AM. Sends homework corrections at alarming hours.